Chances are...

if your saltines, or whatever kind of food you are planning on eating, smell funky they most likely taste funky too. But of course, there are always some of us who'll try em anyway!?!? Unfortunately funky saltines leave a funky aftertaste in your mouth that just doesn't go away...

Thank you God for Dairy Queen, this is where I rushed a few minutes after spitting my funky saltines in the garbage and trying to rid myself of the awful taste with coffee, soup, licking my sweater (aka wiping off my tongue)

Now, I wouldn't usually run to the DQ to be rescued but I'd been contemplating a pumpkin blizzard for a long while now and figured I may as well get one before the 'season' ends.

Mmmmm, sweet relief!